I was flying along, minding
my business, when out of a sun-spangled sky,
WHAM-BAM ALAKAZAM
-----

Oh my, this is
so much fun. It's so great being a
pilot.
Hmmm something feels
different
Hey, why am I looking
up?
Oops, my controls aren't
working!
Where's my
F-15?
Oh, there it
is.
I think I'm having
a separation anxiety
attack. 
OK, I'm out of here but
first the crazy canopy has to go.
Glad that
worked...
That's it. now I'm
gone.

Can you imagine what was
going through this poor pilot's
mind?
AND, just what caused the mid air
break up U.S. Air Force's
announcement said that the Missouri
National Guard F-15 jet broke apart in
midair on Nov. 2, 2007; the pilot evacuated the
plane safely. The breakup in mid air was blamed
on parts that didn't meet
specifications!
Only the pilot and
whoever does his laundry know how truly tense
this situation
was!